Ads on sale this week

The normal going rate for advertising on Can't See the Center is $181,692. We're knocking that down by 66 percent this week. So get those premium spots while they last!

(Disclaimer: Discount only applies if you believe, as I do, that we should've been bombing Iran by now.)

UPDATE: No takers? Seriously, if you want to buy an ad on this site today for $60,000, I will actually sell you one at that price! No? How about $50,000? $5,000? A couple of Rockies tickets?