What's wrong with this picture?

We are threatened with nuclear annihilation.

Nuclear annihilation, I tell you!

And yet we are obsessed with prurience.

We will surely burn in hell.

And I'm told that in hell, we will all speak Korean.

And eat bark.

When we run out of eggshells.

But at least we'll be able to cook it.

If you don't mind that sulfuric aftertaste.

That's the way I see it, Stardate -316241.5287607814.